Street urchin turned storyteller Jaanvar aka Animal has returned to Khaufpur from adventures in Europe which took him to Edinburgh, London and the south of France.
‘Edinburgh is a city made fully of stone,’ he told the Gazette. ‘Many people came to hear me talk, I was with Indra Sinha who’s told them sorry for Animal’s bad language, someone says Mr Sinha you are more shocked than we are, let him speak freely. I signed many books, one man bought 18. I asked did he have so many girlfriends. He says I am buying to sell on the internest. So I said listen this is a business we can do together. I sign, you sell, we share.’
‘In London I went to the Booker shortlist party, but I was down among the feet, I think no one noticed me.’
Indira blames Gazette for names mix up
Jaanvar visited France and met up with ex khaufpur.net editor, socialite Indira Singh. 
‘Indira is too annoyed that she is always being confused with Indra Sinha. She says the confusion arose years back when she was editing khaufpur dot net and the Gazette is to blame. You did an article naming her as Indra and called her “he”. Everyone knows Indira is a woman’s name but Indra is the name of a male god of bad reputation. He would get drunk on soma but Indira prefers champagne.’
