March 11, 2007

Asseveration of faith in a newly forthcoming planetary political consciousness

GAZETTE OPINION

Let us apply crystal gazes on local elections 2007 in Khaufpur, US Presidential election 2008, and the UK general election in 2010.

Normatively it should be possible for the Khaufpuri voter to choose in 2007 a Chief Minister embodying the mandalic planetary geopolitical consciousness.

It is imperative that in 2008 the American voter chooses a President who would stand for the Novus Ordo Seclorum and launch it by way of the Global Ecological Marshall Plan Al Gore had long ago promised. The 2010 British elections coming as it does after the Second Elizabethan Age could be as decisive as its 1945 predecessor; Prince Charles could very well be a providential symbol marking our earthly passage to the Novus Ordo Seclorum.

February 20, 2007

Minister stops address midway

Khaufpur, February 20:

The Khaufpur Legislative Assembly today witnessed an unprecedented situation when Minister of Poison Relief Zahreel Khan stopped his address midway following interruption by opposition members and took his seat after declaring that his address may be taken as read.

After interruption the Minister stopped his address midway for ten minutes and locked horns with the agitated opposition on the style of their protest.

Mr Khan resumed his address on the prodding by the treasury bench.

February 19, 2007

Coffee bomb ready to kill

Gazette News Service

Khandwa, Feb 19: If any one is fond of drinking coffee and thinks about to take coffee from a coffee counter in any ceremony then it could be your last coffee! This machine turns into a bomb during preparation of coffee.

Though this information is hair raising and threatening but many incidents have happened in this regard.

Some of the people had to lose their lives in this way. In Anooppur, during a ceremony, a coffee machine had burst injuring 9 persons.

Actually a coffee machine has the capacity of 5-7 litres of water and it is turned into steam through electric heater. There is cause for danger. If the operator does not pay attention then the machine may explode.

In the 1990s this machine came into practice and soon it became popular at most of the functions and parties.